An Obama / Edwards Ticket? ...or Possibly: John Edwards as Attorney General?

Is Senator Obama's Campaign Hinting (in the press) about Offering John Edwards the Top Job at the U.S. Justice Department?



This story apparently originated from Robert Novak - so who knows - he bats around .250 - when it comes to his honesty / dishonesty ratio - so, with multiple large grains of salt at the ready:

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Assuming for the moment that it's true - John Edwards was practically MADE for this job - plus - he's basically been campaigning for President by promising to be a great U.S. Attorney General - and - besides Eliot Spitzer, who has already taken a job in one of those small blue states up north - who else could be trusted with the task of going after corporate white-collar criminals and reforming / reversing the last 20 years of "privatizing"-embezzlement and corporate Republican looting of the common wealth? John Edwards really IS the only man fit for this job. Now, if we can just get Al Gore to be President Obama's V.P. and if we can get Ralph Nader to promise to keep his mouth shut by giving him a great job - like running the consumer protection agency - we'd finally have something approaching a real democracy.



The next question would be - Michael Moore or Rachel Maddow for White House press spokesman?



(*Hint: The answer would be "None of the Above" - we're going with The DailyKOS for that position, thank you very much.)

Senator Hillary Clinton needs to go back to the U.S Senate and sit quietly, respectfully and studiously at the feet of Senator Ted Kennedy, she needs to put some space between herself and the Unholy Tag-Team Combo of Bill Clinton / George H.W. Bush - AND the DLC's corrosive Karl Rove-styled campaign tactics - these people and these tactics are NOT what the voters are looking for and they've been a bad influence on Senator Clinton - and on her political positions. Senator Hillary Clinton needs to go back to the Senate and RE-LEARN what it means to be a REAL DEMOCRAT - she absolutely has to do that before she can ever hope to be seriously considered as a Democratic Candidate for the Presidency. This isn't sexism, I desperately want to vote for a female Democratic Party President - but she has to be a real DEMOCRAT - and NOT just another SEMI-CRAT.

This should be the hard-learned and well-earned lesson coming out of the South Carolina Primary / Ass-Kicking for Senator Hillary Clinton, for the Former President William Jefferson Clinton, for all of their greasy, obscenely-paid, blatantly-dishonest minions and for all of the other old school Pseudocrats:



Read my lips, Zell Millerites, Liebermaniacs and all you other DLC'ers: "NO DINOS NEED APPLY!" You guys are YESTERDAY'S NEWS.

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Why not Hillary? Really? Seriously?

OK, let's start with this; judging from the number of available photographs, we know that George Bush SENIOR's best friends are (in order of bestest to least bestest friendships) 1. The Saudi Royal Family 2. The bin Laden Family and 3. The Clinton Family, namely Bill and Hillary. (To her credit, I've never seen a picture of Chelsea kickin' back with George H. W. Bush (aka: "George The Elected") and whenever she runs for office, she'll probably have my vote. That'll be the next and probably the last Clinton that I'll support for elected office.

If you agree with what Hillary says in her stump-speech, that 'change is just a word', then you should vote for her.

However, if you agree with me, most of the free-thinking citizens of the non-Bush/Clinton brainwashed planet and a certain Harvard educated constitutional law expert and law professor, Senator Barack Obama - that change has a real definion - then you should vote for Senator Obama.

This message brought to you by "DUH! Brain-Washing Detergent" - You'll never get any serious systemic change from somebody who doesn't even know what the word means, much less from someone who doesn't understand the importance of the current and ongoing paradigm change.

Change. - It is NOT just a campaign pitch-word. Change IS coming. You can vote for Hillary Clinton to retard it - or you can vote Senator Barack Obama to help begin the process - we all have to BECOME the change that we wish to see happen in our world. That change starts NOW.

The Owens Top-of-the-Iris-Rule

Remember the "runaway bride"?



If you don't, then Google "runaway bride" and look at her eyes.









I have a general rule that I call "The Owens Top-of-the-Iris Rule" or "The Iris Apex Rule". (*Notice: I call 'trademark', no stealing the phrase without giving me credit!) This rule basically implies that bad things are about to happen to - or near people who are photographed, with increasing frequency, with their eyes cranked so widely opened that you can actually see the top of their iris. It's a facial expression that says "Dammit. I forgot to take my meds again this morning." It's the same look you'd have on your face if you suddenly woke-up and discovered that your normal, every day life had ended and that you were now the lead character in the a Clive Barker movie.

I haven't done any serious research on the supposition, I haven't collected or collated any statistics, in actuality, this is really more of a theory than a rule. I'm just hypothesizing this rule based on my own personal visual observations and my own extrapolated hypothetical proposition that, if I were about to plowed down by a tandem axle 18 wheel gravel truck, for instance, one would quite likely be able to see the top of my iris about a half a second before the truck impacts my face.

Try this highly scientific experiment: Go into your bathroom, drop your pants, stare into the bathroom mirror with your face about 12 inches from the glass and stick a straight pin into your buttocks. Compare the expression on your face to any of these pictures.







(a.k.a.: 'Apex Iris Rule')

Where WAS Bill Clinton?

See enclosed picture - see that Bill Clinton is not IN the enclosed picture, despite the fact that it is a picture of smart, attractive, southern, democratic party supporting women - wearing no clothing.



Being part of the "this war is BULLSHIT"-crowd wasn't pleasant, in fact, it was rather UNpleasant, ergo; I personally resent that Zell-out piece of spam semi-crat Clinton, AND her wife Bill, trying to rewrite history to pretend that they were brave, smart enough, honest enough, right enough and actually willing to make tough decisions. ...about Bush's "let's blow-up the whole middle east and see what happens" foreign policy, or about anything else. The Clintons don't make tough, unpleasant, politically unpopular decisions - about ANYTHING, ever. That is NOT their style.

In the Clinton's form of pseudo-democratic politics, you wait for OTHERS to make hard, principled decisions - based on inconvenient truths and all the best available facts - then you point at them and make fun of them and you join the republican fascists in ATTACKING those who are willing to risk everything in the name of telling the truth.

Fuck Bill Clinton. Fuck him in the ass with a four-way lug wrench and fuck any right-winger who tries to use this as justification for their own acts of cowardice and mass-hysteria back in the 90s. This isn't some minor lie to some bullshit question that should have never been asked - about whom Bill Clinton did - or did not - let wax his carrot. THIS lie is a crime against history, it's an attempt to molest and to take advantage of time and truth.

This lie has an ongoing, continuing and escalating body count.

As a Democrat and a liberal, I tell you this: If there is a Clinton infesting the left side of the presidential ballot in this coming presidential election, I'm pretty goddamned sure that I'll vote for Rudy "9-11" Guliani or Mike "Hee-Haw" Huckabee or even that plastic-ass, over-powdered, used car salesman DOLT, that human-haircut, Mitt Romney. (Yes, I would vote for even Mitt, He of the Magical Jesus Panties) My logic is thus: If we're going to have another shitty conservative reactionary conservative pro-war corporate-owned President in the Awful Orifice... (or is that "The Oral Artifice"?) ...then I'd rather that shitty President be a member of a well-known American name-brand that we ALL can trust to fuck everything up BIG TIME and to not ever take any personal responsibility for their actions. In fact, if I had my druthers, I'd rather have ALL of America's most arrogant, ignorant, asanine and craptaculous U.S. President properly labled as "Republican".* Let's face facts, The Party of God - the untra-religious, ultra-conservative GOP - proudly puts out some of the best minds of the 13th century.


(NOTE: *But, alas, there HAVE been bad Democratic Party presidents in our nation's past, and, unlike Bill Clinton and his buddy Karl Rove, I can't just re-write history to make things look rosy for my preferred political associations. Honest people have no need to tweak the facts. The bad Democratic Presidents are an opportunity to learn lessons, to become BETTER represntatives of the people and better advocates of what are ideally supposed to be our political process, bad decsions aren't something to hide or to deny. That's what the REPUBLICANS have to do CONSTANTLY and, since they DO NOT admit their mistakes, much less LEARN from their mistakes, they always WILL have to rewrite history. Bad Democrats are another inconvenient truth, we shouldn't hide them, I just don't think we need MORE bad Democrats in office right now.)




...so, yeah, I can bolt on my own party. I might even burn my DNC voters card and re-register as a Republican so I can vote for the biggest alpha-male king-shit Republican dumb-ass available - in the upcoming Republican primaries. I can kick the democratic party to the curb - because loyalty is for pussies. Loyalty is just a clever focus group-tested marketing weasel-word for "cronyism". HONESTY is what sets us liberals apart from the rest of the crowd, from ANY crowd, be we liberal Republicans (there are exacty FOUR liberal Republicans in the entire country, ergo; 1/4 of them are my biker buddy, Chuck) or be we liberal Democrats. (and we make up less than HALF of the Democratic Party's membership) I not only CAN kick-out on my own party - I absolutely HAVE to call 'bullshit' wherever I see it. That's what being honest means. So, let it NEVER be said that we Democratic Party members and voters are Kool-Aid drinkers. This nation has enough of those people, we call them "Bushies". They are sometimes also called "Tucker Carlson" and "Joe Scarborough" and overseas, we call them "His Holiness the Pope".

PS
Monica Lewinsky and Hillary Clinton BOTH have really shitty taste in men.

UFO's, MSNBC, Chris Matthews and Rim Tussert

OK, right off the bat, I have to say that I, personally, have never seen a UFO, but I do not ridicule those who have, since I understand that the literal definition of the term is something flying - that you can't specifically identify. <~ period.

So the question asked of Conressman Kucinich about his UFO sighting - as a "gotcha" rattle-head talking-point gift - to the GOP's base from the GOP's well-paid bitches working for the mainstream media outlets - well, it just struck me as silly.

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If you are Tim Russert or Chris Matthews, do you REALLY get to make fun of ANYONE? Let's leave off the fact that they've BOTH sucked more Presidential dick ...tation than any White House intern ever has. If we're talking silly-ass beliefs, then let's get serious here. Matthews and Russert BOTH believe that Mary got pregnant thru her ear hole. They believe that men can walk on water, that donkeys and serpents can LITERALLY talk and that dead people routinely come back to life and walk around with the living. Compare THAT to someone seeing something in the sky and saying "Damn, I don't know what that thing is." Which is crazier?

By-the-by and FYI: Anyone who want to convince me that they've been aboard an alien spacecraft has a very simple task ahead of them: just use a micron or two of verifiable physical evidence, just some kind of proof - just like I would use to convince a small, skeptical, mildly disinterested, possibly autistic child - with a short attention span - on a powdered donut sugar high - (yeah, that's a pretty good allegory for the current state of my "interest-vs-convincability"-ratio)that gravity is a measurable reality or that tap water boils at 100 degrees celsius at sea level.

I'm not hostile to your alien abduction story-telling skills, but if that's all you've got, then we're not going to get anywhere. I don't do BELIEFS, about UFOs, urban legends, myths, big foot, religions, the supernatural or about a live Elvis Presley appearing at the Taco Bell drive thru in Fife, Alabama at 2 AM - I don't do trust or blind beliefs about anything.
...sorry. Been there, done that.

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A. E. I. = America's Enemies and Idiots

George W. Bush stands up in front of a crowd of American Enterprise Institute Idiots - the planners and INVENTORS of Operation Iraqi Quagmire - and deems it aprapos to lecture the Democrats about their associations with MoveOn.Org and Code Pink, two of the liberal activist groups who were ABSOLUTELY RIGHT about opposing the invasion and occupation of Iraq?

What a crock.

That's a bullsh|t bridge too far.

Now ALL of us with an IQ over double digits understands the game: It's all a giant con game. NOT ONE PERSON in that room during Bush's speech really believes in the Iraq debacle - not at this point. They may be right-wing idiots but they aren't THAT ignorant. This is a game of BIG LIEs. The TRUE act of treason and disloyalty is standing up in front of THAT crowd and admonishing the Democrats to listen to the warnings of al Qaeda's leadership, the military generals in the field and the A.E.I. neocon war-mongers. You've REVEALED yourselves as THE REAL AXIS of EVIL - you ARE all on the same side.

FUCK YOU! ...and I mean fuck ALL of you! Republicans, neocons, all you chickenshit ass-kissers Generals and betrayers, you FOX News punk-ass William Kristol little bitches and all you al Qaeda terrorists. You are all on the same team and you can ALL kiss my liberal ass. I am NOT afraid, NONE of us are. You over-played your hand - you BLEW it. Your game is up. You've finally exposed yourselves.

YOU ARE ALL CRIMINALS - and you're just a running a giant con game - scamming and stealing and gaming EVERYTHING, making profits on death and destruction.

WE WERE 100% RIGHT - we knew it all along - We KNEW you were criminals - and now you've proven that's exactly what you are. Just punks, liars, con-men, cowards and criminals.

You're day is coming, you putrid assholes.


The American Enterprise Institute will be branded with this era of horrors and ignorance, you people are WORSE than Nazis, because you're reflecting badly on US. For THAT, you'll have to be held to account.

Lou Dobbs as VP?

Oh great.

Thanks to that blithering moron, Chris Matthews, Hillary Clinton, (The Great DNC "Pander Bear") is now almost CERTAIN to choose Lou "Proud Nazi" Dobbs as her running mate.

I HaTe CHri$ MaTtHewS.



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Water-Walking

Wow. More than a million hits on this video - so far - just because they're WALKING ON WATER somewhere in Italy !

If these two clever Italian characters would have been your typical, run-of-the-mill American con-man types ( pronounced: "TV evangelists" ) -
they could have collected BILLIONS OF DOLLARS via Pay-Pal and gullible hyper-religious Americans - just by throwing-in a couple of "Praise the Lords" and "Hallelujah Jeeeeeesus!" lines.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2XQ97XHjVw

It's not too late - Pat Robertson could EASILY tie THIS VIDEO into his marketing campaign for his
MagiCaL $Uper-StREnGth H0Ly JeeeBu$ WEighT-L0$s m|Lk-$HaKes !

Now that I'm sitting here thinking about it, WE have a swimming pool, a hot-tub, a video camera, YouTube access and a PayPal account !

I bet I could get the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination with this trick ! (but I think I'd rather have the money!) Hmmmm.

...NAH!... ...I guess I'm just not cut-out to be a con-man.

I'm sure that the sheep will find someone willing to take them to be sheared. ...and to be slaughtered.

Remember - only the sheep need a shepherd.


=')


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Hillary-Care

...which, for some reason, now means "caring about Hillary".


So, the talking head pseudo-news-dweebs all think that these soft and cuddly remarks by John Edwards and Barack Obama are "attacks" on the media's chosen "front-runner" Senator Hillary Clinton - but ONLY KEITH OLBERMANN sees anything wrong with the hateful treatment of the SCHIP kids by Michelle Malkin, Mitch McConnell and other minions of hell.

By the news coverage and their ubiquitous stories about "attacks on Hillary" - you'd think that John Edwards and Barack Obama waited in ambush in a dark alley and assaulted poor Hillary Clinton with switchblades and aluminum baseball bats.

... selectively skewed perception much? ...
... insane and off their meds, perhaps? ...

- Attention Democrats: DON'T LET THESE PRO-WAR, PRO-REPUBLICAN, PRO-BUSH PROPANDA-AS-NEWS-PUSHERS PICK OUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! These corporations and mega-churches OWN the media outlets, so they can pick the GOP's candidate, but NOT OURS ! Why would we want to go down the same road that the GOP just used to drive off the cliff?

If you vote for Hillary in Iowa, or in any of the OTHER early primary states, the Democratic Party will BECOME the new Republican Party, brown will be the new black, Pepsi will be the new Coke and bullshit will be the new "truth".


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*RESIST!* ...goddamn it!

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